Saturday, August 13 2011 @ 12:08 AM PDT
Contributed by: matt
Views: 1,564
When my grandmother stopped driving, she gave me her car: a white 2005
Buick Park Avenue with a beige interior and super low miles. It was only
driven to the cardiologist on Mondays, and it was in perfect condition.
I found some good advice on how to sell the car, but I let the
great white whale languish in my driveway for ten months. As I have
always said, "procrastination pays off now."
Wednesday, September 05 2007 @ 11:23 PM PDT
Contributed by: matt
Views: 3,400
I want to direct a rude gesture to many of the other users of Craigslist, who I believe conspire to irritate me. This is posted under "humor," but anyone who has dipped their toe into the free market cesspool that is Internet--and particularly any site like Craigslist--will realize that these observations reflect indisputable facts of human nature and our physical universe.
So, read on for a most loathsome taxonomy, and get to know the Rocket Scientist, the Horse Trader, the Pollyanna, and their unsavory kin. Warning: bad attitude and salty language lies ahead, because frankly the subject material demands a certain level of profanity. The rest of this site is rated "E for Everyone," if that's your speed... but for this, I had to tap my dark side. (Last update: Added the Saint.)
This is about the funniest thing a big company has ever done for marketing. Be sure to click the razor icon in the lower left of the Flash window to pop up the menu, otherwise you'll miss the best stuff.
Wednesday, February 09 2005 @ 05:43 PM PST
Contributed by: matt
Views: 2,541
"For the safety of our race (if any still remain) I have translated this book
in the hopes that a resistance may arise. Read the baby powder scented Final
Solution of our enemies from beyond..."